Mamoun’s Falafel, NYC

Short and sweet: as much fun as a vegetarian can have for less than $5.

Quick. Produce a pocket full of goodness. Cover it in mouth-melting hot sauce. Sell it for $3.00. Too much for you to handle? That’s okay, Mamoun’s kind of already has that market cornered. Whenever you’re in the Village or partying near St. Marks, let your nose lead you to  the line that inevitably snakes out of either Mamoun’s Falafel location. Be prepared for one of the best fast food experiences of your life. So much so that I hesitate to call it “fast food”.

But there’s really no other way to put it: the only person faster than the cooks will be the guy taking your order. “Be prepared” refers not only to delicious anticipation, but also to self-defense. If you’re not ready when it’s your turn in line, then prepare to be ground up and included in tomorrow’s baba ghanoush. Not by any Soup Nazi behind the counter, but possibly by the other customers. Sound harsh? Then, clearly, you haven’t yet tasted Mamoun’s Falafel.

Soon, you’ll find yourself justifying taking the 6 to Astor Place. Or claiming that MacDougal St. was “on the way” to wherever you’re supposed to be. Yeah right. But, while you’re there, mind saving me a spot in line?

Standards Deviation

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Yesterday, a class of my students repeating Earth Science took our subject’s January Regents. The Regents are summative state tests, and high school graduation in NY state is contingent upon passage of at least five of these s (1 math, 1 english, 1 science, and Global and US Histories). If past performance gives any indication, then at least 2-3 of my students will score between 62-64 on this January regents. A scaled-score of 65 indicates passing and attains Regents credit. Anything between a 0 and 64 is effectively (except in a few select circumstances for students with disabilities) the same.

Upon entering this test, with one exception, none of my students had yet passed a science Regents. Each of those students are missing the one science exam credit they need to obtain a NYS Regents diploma (the statewide designation for high school graduation). They’re also 2 science exam credits away from an Advanced Regents diploma, a distinction earned for passing more exams, that helps them demonstrate ‘college-readiness’ to CUNY and SUNY system universities.

When my students’ tests arrive today at another school, they will join thousands of other identical exams for assembly line-style grading. Completely divorced from the locality and individuals where they originated, the tests will have to speak entirely for themselves. The teachers grading my students’ Regents have never heard them speak, deciphered their handwriting, worked with them after school or discussed science concepts with them. They’ve never seen these students work their hardest, or persevere through difficulties. They don’t know what something sounds like when my students put it in their own words. All they have to work from are a stack of inanimate tests. Some pass, others fail. And this is fair, because personal knowledge will not sully their grading or mar interpretative integrity. Heaven forbid a teacher looks twice through a 6th-year senior’s exam, just to check if maybe, just maybe, amidst the blur of hundreds or thousands of identically-structure testing forms, s/he made a mistake in grading. To see if maybe, just maybe s/he missed one point that the student had earned, making the difference between a 64 and a 65. Between credit and failure. Graduation and retention (or dropping out). Or maybe, just maybe, that junior applying early-admission to a competitive college should have had an 85 instead of an 84 (the magical distinction between “mastery” and simply getting by). But the teachers grading can only work from what appears on the test in front of them.

Before working as a teacher, I would have wholeheartedly subscribed to this outsourcing system, believing that it offered validity and fairness. Now I see the lacking wisdom and potential destructiveness of such an approach. Without personal investment and some measure of interpretive freedom, a 64 is a 64, an 84 an 84; and that’s that. What essential bit of knowledge does a 65 demonstrate that the student scoring a 64 must be lacking? If I hadn’t worked with her for an entire semester, how would I know how much Gio had grown? Or how well Isaiah understood Earth Science and applied it to the world around him? Or how Shea, taking the class for the 4th time, helped communicate his knowledge to others during activities? What’s more meaningful, the number on a test booklet at the end of Rating Day, or the understanding a teacher has of his or her students, combined with the data of a summative exam? Which determinant seems more relevant, more fair? A more holistic, less standardized mode of assessment certainly offers less efficiency, but this does not equate to injustice or unfairness (more to come on efficiency in a later post).

Surely, not every student I sent to take the Earth Science Regents deserve to pass. Some have shown little to no understanding of science concepts or behaviors befitting a student. Here I speak about those who will leave that test no closer to graduation, simply by merit of a point or two. Granted, I see where you could argue alternatively that students should be prepared to get 70s or 80s, and then the arbitrary line-in-the-sand has its power revoked. I echo the rigorous sentiment behind that stance and view it aspirationally. But, if that’s your argument, I invite you to join me in reforming the entirety of America’s educational system, ensuring educational equity across-the-board, and tutoring students after or before school 4 times a week. Your assistance is welcome. While we’re at it, let’s eradicate poverty too. How’s Tuesday for you?  

It’s ludicrous, really, what we have done to education in the name of reform to focus systemic efforts on “accountability”. Teachers will be held accountable, therefore teachers will teach better, therefore students will learn better. This supposedly “students first” agenda really only reaches students as a third-order end. Certainly, unscrupulous educators, schools and departments exist (case-in-point, Atlanta, circa 2011). But current policies effectively elevate accountability–and the identification of the aforementioned bad apples–above the interests of the students themselves. Schools do not exist to be held accountable. They are held accountable to something–to the preparation and education of students. If we aim for accountability and trust that students will reap trickle-down benefits, we guarantee that we will fail to effectively educate our children. At best, we will reach students in spite of our concentration on district, school and teacher accountability– not because of it.

What are your thoughts on the issue? Would you give this article a 64 or a 65? Did I pass?

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Rockaway Records

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At first, it all seems relatively normal. Not particularly nice, but nothing out of the ordinary for far out Brooklyn/Queens. Then you notice an unusual line of dirty discoloration halfway up a front door. A line of debris, stuck six … Continue reading

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Back to the Blogosphere

For years, I’ve wanted to write. Intended to write. Told others my dream was to write. And scarcely have I written. Maybe weekly. Likely less. Certainly not setting myself up to become one of Gladwell’s Outliers at this point. What … Continue reading

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Christmas Break, Thankfully

Took some time to reflect on what went well during my first few months of school. Wrote this at the start of Thanksgiving Break, but decided to add/amend and actually post it now. 1st break since August. Really, 1st break … Continue reading

Best of OKC 2010

The Gazette asked for the best, and I gave them my best. 110% of it (technically 58.2%, since I chose not to answer 46 questions). Some responses are serious. Most aren’t.

Gazette’s Best of OKC 2010
1. Best steaks
Tuna
2. Best seafood
Eastcoast or Westcoast (not Midwest).
3. Best sushi
Japanese
4. Best burger
Veggie
7. Best sandwiches
PB&J
8. Best restaurant with healthy menu options
Fat Sandwich
10. Best bar food
McNellie’s
11. Best restaurant that’s open late
Bobo’s
12. Best food on the street or in a truck
I prefer on a plate or in a restaurant.
13. Best dessert menu
The best menu doesn’t hold a candle to the worst actual dessert.
14. Best local wine or beer
Choc
15. Best mixed drinks
Scotch, one ice cube.
16. Best upscale restaurant
Benvenuti’s
17. Best casual-dining restaurant
Best casual-dining restaurant
18. Best patio
Cafe Plaid
21. Best cup of coffee
Coffee Slingers
22. Best breakfast
The Diner
23. Best Mexican restaurant
Pepe Delgado’s
24. Best Latin restaurant
Caesar’s Palace
25. Best Italian restaurant
Victoria’s
28. Best Indian restaurant
Haven’t we done enough to Oklahoma’s original residents?
31. Best Thai restaurant
Pad Thai
32. Best Vietnamese noodle soup
Pho Sooner
38. Best restaurant in Norman
Pepe Delgado’s
40. Best restaurant outside city limits
Eischen’s
41. Best restaurant or bar with great service
The Library
42. Best restaurant to impress out-of-towners
Doubtful at best. Depends on where they’re from.
43. Best restaurant more people should know about
I haven’t heard of it. Tell me!
44. Best restaurant not locally-owned*
Does this mean aliens own multiple OKC establishments?
46. Best local band
BRONCHO
47. Best local singer/songwriter
Jacob Abello
48. Best local comedian or comedy group
James Nghiem
51. Best place to watch the game
I rarely know which game is “the game”.
52. Best place for a first date
(see answer to 53)
53. Best cheap drinks
Best cheap drinks
54. Best non-smoking bar
Boo Clean Air Act.
55. Best trendy bar
Numbers.
58. Best pool hall or dart bar
Sooner Corral
63. Best family entertainment
The Vonn Trapp Family Singers
64. Best local nonprofit
Get Paid.
65. Best annual event
New Year’s Day.
66. Best museum
OKC Museum of Art
69. Best gourmet market or specialty grocer
Forward Foods
70. Best men’s clothing
Christy’s Toy Box
71. Best women’s clothing
n/a
81. Best resale, vintage or thrift store
Community Thrift
82. Best plant nursery
Natural Selection.
83. Best place to buy your next vehicle
Junkyard. Wait, that’s the best place to buy your last vehicle…
84. Best hair salon
Deja Vu
85. Best spa services
What’s the name of that place on Flood that got busted for prostitution?
86. Best fitness center or club
Rocktown
87. Best place to have cosmetic procedures performed
L.A.
88. Best tattoo shop
prison
89. Best pet care or supplies
How could you choose supplies over care? That’s heartless.
92. Best home builder or remodeler
Ideal Homes
94. Best lawn service
Mother Nature
95. Best athlete
Best athlete
96. Best politician
None of OK’s national politicians.
97. Best community leader
Ken Primrose
99. Best local author
Any 14-year-old on twitter. Honorable mention: spyle’s Xanga.
100. Best local hottie
Robert Gillock
101. Best TV or radio personality
I’ve never had a conversation with a TV or a radio.
102. Best local website
LAN Party 2010
105. Best place to cool off
A better climate.
106. Best place to wait in line
a bigger city
108. Best proof that Oklahoma is more than OK
-lahoma
109. Best local thing that would give Sally Kern nightmares
Jacob Abello

white-red lenses

whitered lenses

unteachable (unreachable) pupils;

(no) stringent[attached] strands

frame: aimless visage–

mindless (dis)missal,

re:jects.

perilous stems totter preponderant torso

neglect–derelict (or so)

licked: hunger; flametongued

[k/l]icked: manger-borne, downflung.

 

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